So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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