Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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