What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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