Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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