This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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