Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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