But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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