Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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