the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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