I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
