4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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