She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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