508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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