Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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