i just had sex bonerless
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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