that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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