But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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