Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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