found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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