Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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