I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
