I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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