good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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