U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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