they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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