i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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