Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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