Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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