week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
What a dumb baby whore.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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