Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
