but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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