David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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