As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Found your dick twin last night
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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