So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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