so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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