I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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