Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm both gender and math confused
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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