jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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