I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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