Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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