yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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