I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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