I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
there is puke in my bra ... again
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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