How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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