So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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