Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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