Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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