She said her name was "party"
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
