talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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