dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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